A Story of Emancipation of Men

         This story was actually sent by a colleague of mine during my busy day working. A humor in Bahasa(Indonesian)which made me a bit refreshed at that time. I guess that it is worthed for you to read too. Please have a glance and see how it is on your view. Anyway this was actually translated from Bahasa.Enjoy !!======================================

Emancipation of MEN: BETWEEN ME, MY GOD, and my wife 

     A man prayed: "Oh God, I cannot accept this. I work so hard in the office, while my wife stays relax at home. I want to give her a lesson, please change me to be her wife and she become a husband."    God opened His eyes and had a sympathy on the prayer. The following morning, the man who was transformed into a wife, woke up and quickly went..

Facts About Beautiful People, Curse or Gift??

     Beautiful people are always interesting to look, aren't they? Well, a few days ago a friend sent me an e-mail about the facts of beautiful people. A joke, a moron joke I suppose. Then, hereunder, I'd like to share it with you all, guys. Let me know whether it deserves to be considered funny or anything. See on below:

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When Hanging Out

BP (Beautiful People, Red) will try best to find the most comfortable and cozy place but when the time to pay the bill comes, they will be in the last place while hoping that all has been paid.

When There Is an Assignment

For BPs know that they are attractive they will not struggle hard  for an assignment since they know that only by sending a few SMSs, people will queue

Male Vs Female

1. A girl wants to join in a car full of males.
Guys say : That's Ok, you can come in, you can still sit inside.
A guy wants to join into a car full of females
Girls say: No way !!!!! he must want to take the opportunity to touch me !!
2. A girl does guy's job
Guys : Mmm...cool, that's an emancipation
A guy does girl's job
Girls :Ya...it's difficult to find job, don't be too selective.
3. A girl annoyed by a bad guy.
Guys : Pitty her, let's give her help.
A guy annoyed by a bad guy
Girls : who cares, that's his problem. Trying to get into a trouble with those bad guys.
4. A girl makes a drink for a guy
Guys : she's a good girl, she'll be a good wife.
A guy makes a drink for a girl
Girls : Wooo...he must be afraid to his wife.
5. A female, kind, rich and single.
Guys : Mmm..she must be a perfectionist woman, waiting for the right guy.
A male, handsome, rich, kind and single.
Girls : I bet that he suffers from impotency or may be he is a gay??

Cewek Vs Cowok ( Male Vs Female)

1.Cewek mao nggabung ke mobil yang

udah penuh cowok

Kata Cowok2 : ga apa2, ayo sini, kalo

dipangku masih cukup kok.

Cowok mao nggabung ke mobil yang udah

penuh cewek

Kata Cewek2 : enak aja!!! mao cari

kesempatan dalam kesempitan ya?

2. Cewek mengerjakan pekerjaan cowok

(ex : presiden, direktur, polisi)

Kata Cowok2 : emansipasi wanita

Cowok mengerjakan pekerjaan cewek (ex : babysitter, pembantu)

Kata Cewek2 : Di Indonesia cari

kerjaan emang susah, jangan terlalu

milih2

3. Cewek diggangguin preman

Kata Cowok2 : Kasian tuh, ayo kita

tolongin

Cowok digangguin preman

Kata Cewek2 : Salah sendiri cari